Over at conservative blog Colossus of Rhodey, Hube saw fit to post my "obviously-not-to-be-taken-literally" "white sheet" comment about FOX as though I meant it seriously.

Yes, his post says that I "liken FOX News to the KKK." I suppose his readers are to think that the FOX Corporation, in my opinion, would employ a known member of the KKK as a political analyst. And also take his sheet to the dry cleaners. Or, if the FOX studios have a washing machine, clean it in-house. Or maybe have that wench Ann Coulter do it, since she's always there. Because if Ann's taught us anything, it's that bitches should do the cooking and clean..... Oh wait, there I go again with the sarcasm! Gosh, I hope no one takes that out of context.

Anyway. I suppose I could jump to all sorts of conclusions and get all pissed off that Hube was being a jerk because no one this side of George W. Bush who's read my blog for a long time could have thought I was literally "likening FOX News to the KKK." But the fact is... I'm not gonna get mad. Why? Because none of this means anything. Hube is probably a good guy who I'd get along with in real life, and as I've said before, it's unquestionably impossible to get the true measure of a person via a blog.

So, why not offer the benefit of the doubt. And in addition, I offer this friendly guide to understanding just a few of my posts over the last few months, in case anyone misunderstood them! ;)

• I didn't really go to therapy because my fortune cookie said I was stupid.


• I wasn't giving serious advice to people who try to go door-to-door impersonating doctors to molest women. People shouldn't do that, you see! Molestation isn't polite.


• Likewise, you shouldn't actually throw tomatoes at Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steele. It can stain the clothes, etc., and you could go to jail!


• I don't really think fat guys dancing at a baseball game are "freakin' idiots." I'm sure they're wonderful people with a great zest for life and a love of the game.
  
• I didn't actually think Tony Dungy was plotting something evil. He's just not all that photogenic. Like me.


• I don't actually think FOX was telling its viewers, "Liberals are trying to make your children gay." Oh wait...no, that one's true!

Or perhaps in the future I should simply add "Editor's Notes" at the end of "controversial" posts, as I did on this one about Vicente Fox!
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