Thursday, April 20, 2006

File under: "Nice try, fella" 

Note to potential door-to-door genital inspectors: use rubber gloves so no one gets suspicious!

No, I haven't lost my mind. A man in Florida was arrested for an outrageous scheme to cop a few feels:

A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said...
Ya don't say? Did she now?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that if a guy (or woman) came to the door offering to inspect my dingus, I think it wouldn't take me quite that long to realize that something was amiss!! I mean, obviously the guy's a perv and must be dealt with accordingly. But seriously...how dumb are these women?

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