Friday, January 29, 2010

Two true stories, cross-posted from Facebook 

1. Someone named Azriel Blow wants to be Facebook friends with me. I don't know if this is a real person, or a street drug named after Gargamel's cat.

2. A conversation from last night's packed house karaoke event at Spice Cafe:

Drunk college girl: "What do you do when every time you open your mouth you feel like you're gonna puke?"

Me: "Well, for starters, you stop pointing your mouth toward me."

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